








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 631 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 581 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9723 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 48,091 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16892 | 35% |
| Smokes | 13583 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 9054 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 8562 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,580,043 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 734 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Ghostmallya | 52% | 130 |
| #11 | _hawK_ | 50% | 210 |
| #12 | Mutth Mantri | 50% | 214 |
| #13 | Musashi | 50% | 232 |
| #14 | k0k@iN | 47% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sicario | 1486 | 0.20 | 36 min |
| #2 | Ekzistance | 1037 | 0.21 | 27 min |
| #3 | Zor0? | 520 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #4 | _hawK_ | 476 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #5 | Musashi | 463 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m3ss | +2.44 | 67 | 54 |
| #2 | KA$H | +2.19 | 55 | 67 |
| #3 | RyzeNNNNNNN | +1.43 | 54 | 67 |
| #4 | nope | +1.39 | 53 | 71 |
| #5 | Sicario | +0.90 | 67 | 63 |





