








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
638 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,866 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 110 | 6% |
| Smokes | 940 | 50% |
| HE Grenades | 446 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 370 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $444,803 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haiym22 | 59% | 61 |
| #2 | Haiym21 | 48% | 66 |
| #3 | Mid | 48% | 69 |
| #4 | Baby_Dragon_PRO | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | Nunget6124 | 40% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mid | 42 | 0.0322 |
| #2 | Haiym21 | 38 | 0.0271 |
| #3 | Haiym22 | 36 | 0.0297 |
| #4 | Nunget6124 | 27 | 0.0143 |
| #5 | SkibidiGoonRizzlet | 24 | 0.0257 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mid | 126 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | SkibidiGoonRizzlet | 63 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Gilld Chese | 55 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Coconaras | 48 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #5 | Haiym22 | 47 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkibidiGoonRizzlet | +8.04 | 81 | 50 |
| #2 | Haiym22 | +7.16 | 83 | 58 |
| #3 | Mid | +1.70 | 41 | 56 |
| #4 | Coconaras | +1.61 | 37 | 71 |
| #5 | Nunget6124 | -0.28 | 55 | 36 |





