








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1529 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 743 matches | ||
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




245 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13521 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,691 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3831 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5779 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5805 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3276 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,365,423 of utility $228 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 275 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haiym21 | 50% | 254 |
| #2 | Gilld Chese | 49% | 590 |
| #3 | Nunget6124 | 48% | 365 |
| #4 | Coconaras | 48% | 465 |
| #5 | 運命 | 48% | 263 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | 運命 | 48% | 263 |
| #6 | bottomfrag #shitters | 48% | 128 |
| #7 | bissuetox | 46% | 61 |
| #8 | Haiym22 | 42% | 135 |
| #9 | ilMoose | 35% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 運命 | 154 | 0.0279 |
| #2 | Gilld Chese | 115 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | Haiym21 | 88 | 0.0162 |
| #4 | Nunget6124 | 78 | 0.0099 |
| #5 | Coconaras | 57 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Coconaras | 2663 | 0.27 | 75 min |
| #2 | Gilld Chese | 1062 | 0.08 | 27 min |
| #3 | 運命 | 738 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #4 | Haiym22 | 409 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #5 | Haiym21 | 278 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SkibidiGoonRizzlet | +4.70 | 75 | 56 |
| #2 | bissuetox | +1.53 | 81 | 60 |
| #3 | 運命 | +0.50 | 86 | 47 |
| #4 | Nunget6124 | -1.04 | 60 | 42 |
| #5 | Coconaras | -1.12 | 44 | 79 |





