








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 167 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
746 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,255 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 244 | 19% |
| Smokes | 292 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 324 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 395 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $246,611 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lev | 59% | 41 |
| #2 | xyee | 44% | 9 |
| #3 | Burstling | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | The True Knight | 37% | 27 |
| #5 | Squigd | 37% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Jash2020 | 33% | 45 |
| #8 | Mammers | 32% | 77 |
| #9 | _Flashaw | 28% | 58 |
| #10 | nyaque | 18% | 17 |
| #11 | neffl | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Squigd | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Burstling | 2 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | _Flashaw | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | lev | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | The True Knight | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jash2020 | 97 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | Squigd | 85 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | _Flashaw | 48 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | nyaque | 35 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | Burstling | 33 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lev | +2.83 | 54 | 27 |
| #2 | xyee | +2.62 | 32 | 53 |
| #3 | Squigd | +2.51 | 59 | 49 |
| #4 | Mammers | +0.62 | 63 | 31 |
| #5 | nyaque | +0.20 | 64 | 29 |





