








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 411 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2194 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,956 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1216 | 14% |
| Smokes | 4444 | 50% |
| HE Grenades | 2213 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1083 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $569,112 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MeAdrian | 58% | 38 |
| #2 | Squigd | 49% | 108 |
| #3 | Mammers | 47% | 122 |
| #4 | Burstling | 46% | 78 |
| #5 | covid | 44% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ModdedDragon | 43% | 180 |
| #8 | The True Knight | 42% | 33 |
| #9 | Plebs | 42% | 33 |
| #10 | oLii | 32% | 56 |
| #11 | Mylan | 28% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nyaque | 36 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | ModdedDragon | 35 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | oLii | 14 | 0.0127 |
| #4 | Squigd | 13 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | Burstling | 10 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nyaque | 341 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | Burstling | 240 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | Squigd | 188 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | oLii | 126 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | ModdedDragon | 114 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | covid | +2.94 | 68 | 49 |
| #2 | Plebs | +2.74 | 51 | 33 |
| #3 | ModdedDragon | +2.65 | 63 | 18 |
| #4 | Squigd | +2.49 | 55 | 49 |
| #5 | oLii | +1.77 | 61 | 39 |





