








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 307 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




81 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1848 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,046 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1113 | 37% |
| Smokes | 615 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 879 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 439 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,186,425 of utility $294 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1252 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrSandMan_ | 65% | 135 |
| #2 | Nik | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | Mylo | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | jack | 53% | 36 |
| #5 | sebasthian | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Nik | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | Mylo | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | jack | 53% | 36 |
| #5 | sebasthian | 48% | 25 |
| #6 | Noname | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrSandMan_ | 59 | 0.0228 |
| #2 | jack | 11 | 0.0168 |
| #3 | Mylo | 11 | 0.0315 |
| #4 | Noname | 4 | 0.0101 |
| #5 | sebasthian | 3 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrSandMan_ | 418 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | Noname | 32 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #3 | Nik | 32 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | Mylo | 19 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | jack | 15 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrSandMan_ | +6.27 | 76 | 60 |
| #2 | sebasthian | +1.66 | 68 | 17 |
| #3 | jack | +1.16 | 60 | 26 |
| #4 | Nik | +0.47 | 27 | 49 |
| #5 | ❤ luna~ | -0.18 | 60 | 37 |





