








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 376 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1393 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,350 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1461 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1162 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1560 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1167 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $631,623 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 489 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puukkojaska | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | Jeraw1 | 53% | 57 |
| #3 | Puljun Kartano | 51% | 59 |
| #4 | ruttu33 | 49% | 68 |
| #5 | Wursti | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruttu33 | 24 | 0.0166 |
| #2 | Puljun Kartano | 21 | 0.0174 |
| #3 | Jeraw1 | 12 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | Seo Young | 8 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | Puukkojaska | 4 | 0.0099 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seo Young | 224 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #2 | MR. ZANO | 207 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #3 | ruttu33 | 188 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | Jeraw1 | 162 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Puljun Kartano | 113 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruttu33 | +1.65 | 78 | 58 |
| #2 | Maidelii | +1.42 | 70 | 56 |
| #3 | Jöööns MO | +1.01 | 44 | 69 |
| #4 | Puljun Kartano | +0.54 | 74 | 51 |
| #5 | MR. ZANO | +0.45 | 58 | 58 |





