








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 940 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 253 matches | ||
| Faceit | 216 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6657 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,927 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6467 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4361 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 5610 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5489 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,602,919 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 310 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MR. ZANO | 2050 | 0.20 | 55 min |
| #2 | Jöööns MO | 1092 | 0.21 | 28 min |
| #3 | Soigelo | 640 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #4 | davyjay | 615 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #5 | Wursti | 543 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MR. ZANO | +2.00 | 70 | 53 |
| #2 | MKŠ- | +1.86 | 77 | 74 |
| #3 | Jöööns MO | +1.47 | 54 | 74 |
| #4 | davyjay | +1.17 | 44 | 75 |
| #5 | ⛧ SATAnic addict fish ⛧ | +0.77 | 55 | 62 |





