








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 144 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1302 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,875 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1209 | 31% |
| Smokes | 987 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 895 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 784 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $686,908 of utility $221 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puljun Kartano | 29 | 0.0226 |
| #2 | ruttu33 | 27 | 0.0142 |
| #3 | Maidelii | 12 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | Puukkojaska | 12 | 0.0147 |
| #5 | santer1 | 10 | 0.0299 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruttu33 | 276 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | Puljun Kartano | 180 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Maidelii | 146 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Seo Young | 91 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | Veeti | 62 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | santer1 | +2.23 | 66 | 31 |
| #2 | ruttu33 | +2.03 | 81 | 51 |
| #3 | Puljun Kartano | +1.41 | 77 | 45 |
| #4 | Maidelii | +0.41 | 59 | 52 |
| #5 | VekeP | +0.24 | 76 | 45 |





