








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 348 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3057 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,669 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2656 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1273 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1641 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1099 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $962,818 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 338 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puljun Kartano | 52% | 21 |
| #2 | Dok ke | 50% | 28 |
| #3 | Maidelii | 47% | 58 |
| #4 | br1ghty | 45% | 20 |
| #5 | wade | 44% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wade | 16 | 0.0130 |
| #2 | ruttu33 | 13 | 0.0176 |
| #3 | Maidelii | 9 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | Puljun Kartano | 5 | 0.0114 |
| #5 | Dok ke | 3 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wade | 301 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #2 | Dok ke | 191 | 0.34 | 4 min |
| #3 | Maidelii | 154 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | br1ghty | 100 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #5 | ruttu33 | 91 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | br1ghty | +1.91 | 78 | 48 |
| #2 | wade | +1.77 | 77 | 55 |
| #3 | ruttu33 | +1.25 | 83 | 47 |
| #4 | Maidelii | +0.98 | 67 | 55 |
| #5 | Seo Young | +0.20 | 55 | 50 |





