








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 114 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 194 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
919 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,411 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1891 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2296 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1255 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1969 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $459,989 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 178 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JustGary | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | Trix - YT in bio | 54% | 35 |
| #3 | SzymonStep | 53% | 108 |
| #4 | Aowly ☁ | 51% | 61 |
| #5 | Venni Härkönen | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Aowly ☁ | 51% | 61 |
| #5 | Venni Härkönen | 50% | 22 |
| #6 | LeClick | 46% | 37 |
| #7 | Fluttershy | 39% | 71 |
| #8 | Vesund | 38% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aowly ☁ | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Venni Härkönen | 3 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | Fluttershy | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fluttershy | 137 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #2 | LeClick | 30 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | SzymonStep | 27 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | Vesund | 26 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Aowly ☁ | 25 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vesund | +1.08 | 86 | 67 |
| #2 | Fluttershy | +0.83 | 72 | 73 |
| #3 | SzymonStep | +0.63 | 90 | 48 |
| #4 | JustGary | +0.00 | 67 | 72 |
| #5 | LeClick | -0.26 | 64 | 59 |





