








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 92 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
400 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,513 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1085 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1308 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1090 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1030 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $128,375 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rosmann | 65% | 31 |
| #2 | Tosund | 61% | 31 |
| #3 | LeClick | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | Aowly ☁ | 46% | 35 |
| #5 | SzymonStep | 41% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fluttershy | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | noski | 49 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | Fluttershy | 45 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Aowly ☁ | 18 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | SzymonStep | 16 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | LeClick | 15 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vesund | +2.43 | 86 | 68 |
| #2 | Tosund | +1.66 | 82 | 72 |
| #3 | Rosmann | +0.36 | 73 | 62 |
| #4 | LeClick | -0.14 | 65 | 58 |
| #5 | SzymonStep | -0.55 | 88 | 52 |





