








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1324 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 599 matches | ||
| Faceit | 201 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8283 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,337 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5753 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5906 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6733 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5945 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,036,672 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4082 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kod4k | 57% | 100 |
| #2 | ErenCS- | 56% | 109 |
| #3 | toYa | 54% | 298 |
| #4 | nickel_ | 49% | 65 |
| #5 | Keng | 49% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | toYa | 54% | 298 |
| #4 | nickel_ | 49% | 65 |
| #5 | Keng | 49% | 112 |
| #6 | Yeoj | 46% | 144 |
| #7 | The Cum Man | 43% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toYa | 30 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Yeoj | 17 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Keng | 13 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | nickel_ | 13 | 0.0102 |
| #5 | ErenCS- | 10 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keng | 729 | 0.32 | 23 min |
| #2 | toYa | 670 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #3 | ErenCS- | 420 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #4 | Yeoj | 368 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #5 | The Cum Man | 153 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Cum Man | +1.39 | 76 | 69 |
| #2 | TTVSpicecs2 | +1.35 | 75 | 53 |
| #3 | toYa | +1.04 | 86 | 56 |
| #4 | kod4k | +0.52 | 81 | 46 |
| #5 | ErenCS- | +0.49 | 82 | 57 |





