








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 668 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Faceit | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6404 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,061 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10375 | 38% |
| Smokes | 6851 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4112 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 5723 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $912,791 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 316 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | antli0n | 75% | 32 |
| #2 | Fushi | 63% | 30 |
| #3 | Sneed from Corporate | 63% | 62 |
| #4 | Wolf of Watsonville | 62% | 53 |
| #5 | tyche | 62% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ErenCS- | 13 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | kod4k | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | TTVSpicecs2 | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Sneed from Corporate | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | *DEAD* Brokas | 5 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ErenCS- | 662 | 0.22 | 19 min |
| #2 | *DEAD* Brokas | 528 | 0.29 | 15 min |
| #3 | kod4k | 227 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | TTVSpicecs2 | 221 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | Sneed from Corporate | 221 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | antli0n | +1.89 | 84 | 62 |
| #2 | TTVSpicecs2 | +1.57 | 73 | 49 |
| #3 | kod4k | +1.37 | 81 | 50 |
| #4 | Keng | +1.22 | 84 | 79 |
| #5 | ErenCS- | +1.10 | 83 | 65 |





