








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 812 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 230 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3885 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,226 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3850 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3327 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2005 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3044 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,240,940 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kod4k | 58% | 64 |
| #2 | TTVSpicecs2 | 56% | 109 |
| #3 | Keng | 51% | 154 |
| #4 | GP ❤︎ Crashout Queen | 42% | 26 |
| #5 | nickel_ | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kod4k | 58% | 64 |
| #2 | TTVSpicecs2 | 56% | 109 |
| #3 | Keng | 51% | 154 |
| #4 | GP ❤︎ Crashout Queen | 42% | 26 |
| #5 | nickel_ | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TTVSpicecs2 | 13 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Keng | 11 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | nickel_ | 3 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | kod4k | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | GP ❤︎ Crashout Queen | 2 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keng | 1016 | 0.33 | 33 min |
| #2 | TTVSpicecs2 | 229 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | kod4k | 76 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | GP ❤︎ Crashout Queen | 70 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | nickel_ | 27 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ErenCS- | +1.70 | 84 | 60 |
| #2 | TTVSpicecs2 | +1.37 | 74 | 52 |
| #3 | kod4k | +1.13 | 83 | 51 |
| #4 | Keng | +0.31 | 83 | 80 |
| #5 | GP ❤︎ Crashout Queen | +0.26 | 73 | 55 |





