








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 271 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 289 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3247 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,708 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2235 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2732 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3260 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2481 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,315,719 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2094 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WHITEMONSTER | 55% | 96 |
| #2 | Goof | 52% | 27 |
| #3 | TTVSpicecs2 | 46% | 144 |
| #4 | toYa | 43% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WHITEMONSTER | 55% | 96 |
| #2 | Goof | 52% | 27 |
| #3 | TTVSpicecs2 | 46% | 144 |
| #4 | toYa | 43% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TTVSpicecs2 | 13 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | toYa | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | WHITEMONSTER | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Goof | 3 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WHITEMONSTER | 378 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | toYa | 310 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | TTVSpicecs2 | 281 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | Goof | 57 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TTVSpicecs2 | +1.66 | 74 | 51 |
| #2 | toYa | +1.47 | 87 | 58 |
| #3 | WHITEMONSTER | +1.46 | 70 | 59 |
| #4 | Goof | -0.28 | 85 | 51 |
| #5 | Yeoj | -1.10 | 62 | 50 |





