








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 487 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2613 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,856 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1032 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1604 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 826 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1394 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,041,997 of utility $221 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 440 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kravox | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | HebionTheWizard | 67% | 42 |
| #3 | TinNeR | 66% | 35 |
| #4 | Solo ツ | 64% | 14 |
| #5 | sativasamurai | 61% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zoom | 129 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | Caped | 119 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | TinNeR | 111 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | Rappsure | 110 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kazuto | 104 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bubls | +3.11 | 86 | 61 |
| #2 | .ePT Tayco | +3.10 | 81 | 59 |
| #3 | TinNeR | +2.33 | 82 | 63 |
| #4 | Zoom | +2.10 | 88 | 44 |
| #5 | Caped | +1.95 | 71 | 57 |





