








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 523 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3073 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,252 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2818 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2578 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2470 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2386 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $451,712 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 221 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | FoX | 59% | 138 |
| #7 | Decay | 55% | 20 |
| #8 | | ProteinBeast | | 53% | 126 |
| #9 | Sponsie | 52% | 29 |
| #10 | Ares | 50% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FoX | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Decay | 3 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | SłⱠɆ₦₵ɆⱤ | 3 | 0.0089 |
| #4 | | ProteinBeast | | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Sponsie | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Decay | +3.76 | 86 | 65 |
| #2 | Evo™ | +2.88 | 71 | 73 |
| #3 | Fr1c_ | +2.30 | 59 | 67 |
| #4 | Dyno | +1.10 | 84 | 63 |
| #5 | Ares | +0.84 | 58 | 64 |





