








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 758 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 494 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4970 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,067 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3160 | 17% |
| Smokes | 6159 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3833 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5915 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,425,404 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr1c_ | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | wicKed | 62% | 29 |
| #3 | Oom Boom™ | 61% | 36 |
| #4 | P did it | 61% | 33 |
| #5 | TeddyBearFace™ | 57% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Dil | 55% | 94 |
| #9 | 1Nflamey | 53% | 40 |
| #10 | Evo™ | 51% | 49 |
| #11 | FoX | 51% | 73 |
| #12 | .:BombeRmAn:. | 50% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | ProteinBeast | | 6 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | Dil | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | 1Nflamey | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | TeddyBearFace™ | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | .:BombeRmAn:. | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | ProteinBeast | | 1051 | 0.12 | 30 min |
| #2 | Dil | 330 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | P did it | 217 | 0.30 | 5 min |
| #4 | 1Nflamey | 173 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | FoX | 170 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oom Boom™ | +2.79 | 71 | 72 |
| #2 | Fr1c_ | +1.98 | 63 | 63 |
| #3 | Dil | +1.88 | 62 | 75 |
| #4 | Evo™ | +1.42 | 75 | 72 |
| #5 | wicKed | +1.28 | 58 | 71 |





