








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1877 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1171 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 98 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10316 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 58,889 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 17115 | 29% |
| Smokes | 14149 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 13920 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 13705 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,423,257 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fr1c_ | 61% | 219 |
| #2 | Oom Boom™ | 61% | 137 |
| #3 | DWoods | 60% | 81 |
| #4 | Evo™ | 60% | 180 |
| #5 | ✪Jean^^ | 59% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Dil | 53% | 286 |
| #12 | TeddyBearFace™ | 51% | 309 |
| #13 | Sinhility | 51% | 85 |
| #14 | Sponsie | 51% | 89 |
| #15 | P did it | 49% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dil | 22 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Ares | 9 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | TeddyBearFace™ | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | 1Nflamey | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | ✪Jean^^ | 9 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dil | 976 | 0.16 | 26 min |
| #2 | Fr1c_ | 868 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #3 | FoX | 580 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #4 | Ares | 504 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| #5 | Evo™ | 501 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Jean^^ | +3.98 | 73 | 61 |
| #2 | Oom Boom™ | +3.27 | 75 | 74 |
| #3 | Evo™ | +2.49 | 75 | 73 |
| #4 | wicKed | +1.50 | 63 | 72 |
| #5 | Fr1c_ | +1.49 | 64 | 63 |





