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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 153 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 112 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1249 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,026 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 865 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1117 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1001 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1043 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $777,479 of utility $254 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nemoo_ | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | notProxy | 56% | 50 |
| #3 | ShyRa | 56% | 27 |
| #4 | Drope | 55% | 29 |
| #5 | RF_Maka | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | RF_Maka | 52% | 21 |
| #6 | Goofy | 50% | 8 |
| #7 | nkrZwh | 39% | 23 |
| #8 | LEFTCLICHERXD | 38% | 8 |
| #9 | Crozer | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drope | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | notProxy | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | notProxy | 369 | 0.34 | 10 min |
| #2 | Drope | 223 | 0.32 | 6 min |
| #3 | ShyRa | 149 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #4 | nkrZwh | 118 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #5 | RF_Maka | 113 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drope | +3.95 | 88 | 68 |
| #2 | nemoo_ | +2.95 | 83 | 61 |
| #3 | ShyRa | +2.64 | 88 | 71 |
| #4 | Goofy | +1.47 | 64 | 69 |
| #5 | notProxy | -0.03 | 72 | 72 |





