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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 739 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 125 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2218 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,967 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1735 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1749 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1550 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1933 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $988,262 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k4zzii | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | ShyRa | 69% | 35 |
| #3 | nkrZwh | 68% | 25 |
| #4 | RF_Maka | 65% | 17 |
| #5 | notProxy | 58% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | nkrZwh | 68% | 25 |
| #4 | RF_Maka | 65% | 17 |
| #5 | notProxy | 58% | 91 |
| #6 | Crozer | 56% | 25 |
| #7 | Drope | 52% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | notProxy | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Drope | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | nkrZwh | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | notProxy | 534 | 0.30 | 15 min |
| #2 | Drope | 290 | 0.26 | 9 min |
| #3 | ShyRa | 165 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #4 | Crozer | 159 | 0.30 | 5 min |
| #5 | nkrZwh | 126 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShyRa | +2.97 | 88 | 67 |
| #2 | Drope | +1.62 | 86 | 66 |
| #3 | nemoo_ | +1.38 | 85 | 57 |
| #4 | nkrZwh | +0.97 | 67 | 70 |
| #5 | notProxy | +0.56 | 74 | 72 |





