








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 212 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1651 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1372 | 35% |
| Smokes | 941 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 806 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 797 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $433,927 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nemoo_ | 69% | 35 |
| #2 | db* | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | notProxy | 63% | 67 |
| #4 | RF_Maka | 63% | 16 |
| #5 | nkrZwh | 60% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drope | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Bot yoshi | 5 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | notProxy | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | nemoo_ | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Flan de la Jontaine | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | notProxy | 491 | 0.34 | 13 min |
| #2 | Drope | 409 | 0.29 | 10 min |
| #3 | nkrZwh | 154 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #4 | Crozer | 126 | 0.39 | 4 min |
| #5 | nemoo_ | 116 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drope | +4.18 | 89 | 64 |
| #2 | ShyRa | +2.81 | 90 | 61 |
| #3 | nemoo_ | +0.12 | 80 | 57 |
| #4 | nkrZwh | -0.26 | 66 | 69 |
| #5 | notProxy | -0.42 | 69 | 67 |





