








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 32 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
432 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 743 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 299 | 40% |
| Smokes | 104 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 95 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 245 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $131,610 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRuSL | 53% | 32 |
| #2 | CJShermn8r | 49% | 45 |
| #3 | ChubbThumper | 48% | 56 |
| #4 | Kerffu | 43% | 23 |
| #5 | David Sundgren | 43% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRuSL | 53% | 32 |
| #2 | CJShermn8r | 49% | 45 |
| #3 | ChubbThumper | 48% | 56 |
| #4 | Kerffu | 43% | 23 |
| #5 | David Sundgren | 43% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRuSL | 12 | 0.0185 |
| #2 | ChubbThumper | 10 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | David Sundgren | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | CJShermn8r | 3 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChubbThumper | 117 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | David Sundgren | 89 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | TRuSL | 65 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | CJShermn8r | 35 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Kerffu | 25 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRuSL | +3.67 | 77 | 63 |
| #2 | ChubbThumper | +3.63 | 78 | 47 |
| #3 | CJShermn8r | +0.86 | 75 | 24 |
| #4 | Kerffu | +0.21 | 52 | 40 |
| #5 | Bob | -1.47 | 46 | 44 |





