








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
647 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,223 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 856 | 27% |
| Smokes | 450 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1416 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 501 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $89,428 of utility $31 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRuSL | 45% | 111 |
| #2 | ChubbThumper | 44% | 141 |
| #3 | Bob | 43% | 47 |
| #4 | CJShermn8r | 42% | 112 |
| #5 | Kerffu | 40% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRuSL | 45% | 111 |
| #2 | ChubbThumper | 44% | 141 |
| #3 | Bob | 43% | 47 |
| #4 | CJShermn8r | 42% | 112 |
| #5 | Kerffu | 40% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRuSL | 32 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | ChubbThumper | 26 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | CJShermn8r | 9 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Bob | 7 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | Kerffu | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChubbThumper | 259 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #2 | TRuSL | 191 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | CJShermn8r | 104 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Bob | 97 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kerffu | 64 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRuSL | +3.27 | 81 | 65 |
| #2 | ChubbThumper | +2.70 | 81 | 48 |
| #3 | CJShermn8r | +0.38 | 75 | 32 |
| #4 | Kerffu | -0.17 | 61 | 46 |
| #5 | Bob | -1.58 | 44 | 46 |





