








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 881 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 274 matches | ||
| Faceit | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5782 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,313 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4413 | 22% |
| Smokes | 6007 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4922 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4971 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,168,439 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 367 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cray-Z | 66% | 41 |
| #2 | Semaj | 62% | 71 |
| #3 | holycow | 60% | 73 |
| #4 | Repose | 60% | 154 |
| #5 | Cagey | 59% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Repose | 18 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Semaj | 17 | 0.0116 |
| #3 | holycow | 12 | 0.0078 |
| #4 | Nafey | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Hawkish | 5 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Repose | 893 | 0.28 | 23 min |
| #2 | holycow | 372 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #3 | Nafey | 333 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #4 | Hawkish | 227 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | Cagey | 188 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saucy | +1.24 | 80 | 72 |
| #2 | Repose | +1.14 | 73 | 70 |
| #3 | aust5n | +1.11 | 79 | 63 |
| #4 | holycow | +1.01 | 62 | 66 |
| #5 | Cagey | +0.90 | 69 | 72 |





