








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 290 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Faceit | 81 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2565 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,678 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1623 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1653 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1915 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1487 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,250,329 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 967 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cray-Z | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | Saucy | 62% | 71 |
| #3 | Repose | 60% | 114 |
| #4 | Hawkish | 55% | 56 |
| #5 | scary- | 53% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | zPs | 53% | 47 |
| #7 | holycow | 52% | 71 |
| #8 | Moopz | 47% | 32 |
| #9 | MBowers | 40% | 15 |
| #10 | Cagey | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | holycow | 15 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | Repose | 10 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Cray-Z | 5 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | Moopz | 4 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | scary- | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Repose | 675 | 0.28 | 17 min |
| #2 | holycow | 400 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #3 | scary- | 174 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | Moopz | 164 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | Saucy | 142 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cagey | +1.83 | 72 | 73 |
| #2 | zPs | +1.10 | 66 | 73 |
| #3 | Semaj | +1.06 | 82 | 58 |
| #4 | Repose | +1.00 | 73 | 68 |
| #5 | holycow | +0.64 | 58 | 63 |





