








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
329 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 751 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 249 | 33% |
| Smokes | 119 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 196 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 187 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $301,572 of utility $273 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vlr | 12 | 0.0212 |
| #2 | Kobe Maguire | 6 | 0.0117 |
| #3 | kalashnikovalle | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | BananasStrikes | 4 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | Läderlappen | 3 | 0.0152 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kobe Maguire | 192 | 0.38 | 3 min |
| #2 | BananasStrikes | 120 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #3 | vlr | 110 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | kalashnikovalle | 103 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | NormalFeesh | 56 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vlr | +3.78 | 81 | 67 |
| #2 | BananasStrikes | +2.50 | 64 | 64 |
| #3 | k0ldan | +1.85 | 66 | 43 |
| #4 | kalashnikovalle | +0.62 | 52 | 49 |
| #5 | Läderlappen | -0.25 | 67 | 55 |





