








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1301 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,912 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 270 | 14% |
| Smokes | 401 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 585 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 656 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $506,925 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Til_Vallhall | 39 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | Sindrikke | 38 | 0.0266 |
| #3 | Jordi El Nino Polla | 10 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | Ramsvikveien | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Pinocchio | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sindrikke | 203 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | Ramsvikveien | 195 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #3 | Til_Vallhall | 173 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | Jordi El Nino Polla | 129 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Pinocchio | 31 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ramsvikveien | +5.10 | 77 | 76 |
| #2 | Sindrikke | +3.83 | 59 | 40 |
| #3 | Pinocchio | +3.38 | 32 | 50 |
| #4 | Jordi El Nino Polla | -0.64 | 38 | 49 |
| #5 | KÆSP | -2.03 | 40 | 23 |





