








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 355 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 214 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




111 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1692 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,081 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2047 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3280 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1674 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3080 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $725,310 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1647 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XpR | 63 | 0.0322 |
| #2 | Ps1k0 | 21 | 0.0234 |
| #3 | papi | 17 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | WordGirl | 17 | 0.0134 |
| #5 | Fritz | 13 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | papi | 248 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | Fritz | 240 | 0.04 | 8 min |
| #3 | XpR | 203 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Slawbunnies69 | 135 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | WordGirl | 84 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WordGirl | +9.05 | 92 | 48 |
| #2 | WHO? | +6.45 | 82 | 43 |
| #3 | Saerl | +5.91 | 89 | 49 |
| #4 | Slawbunnies69 | +5.14 | 86 | 31 |
| #5 | XpR | +2.63 | 65 | 44 |





