








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 269 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 254 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2718 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,509 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1251 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2126 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2317 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2815 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,681,518 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 418 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viking | 62% | 34 |
| #2 | JojoS | 50% | 220 |
| #3 | Nox | 48% | 132 |
| #4 | paulseN | 47% | 320 |
| #5 | CrazyGun | 43% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | JojoS | 50% | 220 |
| #3 | Nox | 48% | 132 |
| #4 | paulseN | 47% | 320 |
| #5 | CrazyGun | 43% | 116 |
| #6 | OLYMPUS | 39% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | paulseN | 18 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | OLYMPUS | 9 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | JojoS | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | CrazyGun | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Nox | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | paulseN | 888 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #2 | JojoS | 627 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #3 | CrazyGun | 193 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Nox | 190 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | OLYMPUS | 133 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JojoS | +3.92 | 92 | 72 |
| #2 | paulseN | +1.82 | 75 | 66 |
| #3 | OLYMPUS | +0.02 | 63 | 49 |
| #4 | CrazyGun | -0.52 | 67 | 60 |
| #5 | Viking | -1.29 | 59 | 62 |





