








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 495 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 487 matches | ||
| Wingman | 194 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5296 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,653 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3393 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4346 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1996 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3918 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,825,384 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 622 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steeezy | 53% | 147 |
| #2 | ✪ HanZi | 53% | 55 |
| #3 | SkYLinE | 52% | 126 |
| #4 | NiLix2k_Fame | 52% | 50 |
| #5 | LFT/Roman_RMN_ | 52% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | OLYMPUS | 48% | 511 |
| #9 | Bit aka Orpheus | 47% | 45 |
| #10 | ❄︎ DarlienTheUnicornS ❄ | 43% | 116 |
| #11 | JojoS | 43% | 49 |
| #12 | Nox | 40% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OLYMPUS | 33 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | paulseN | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | SkYLinE | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | ❄︎ DarlienTheUnicornS ❄ | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Steeezy | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OLYMPUS | 727 | 0.08 | 17 min |
| #2 | SkYLinE | 685 | 0.26 | 16 min |
| #3 | paulseN | 447 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | ✪ HanZi | 173 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | JojoS | 139 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JojoS | +4.09 | 91 | 70 |
| #2 | ✪ HanZi | +2.54 | 87 | 79 |
| #3 | paulseN | +1.84 | 75 | 67 |
| #4 | LFT/Roman_RMN_ | +1.72 | 72 | 58 |
| #5 | NiLix2k_Fame | +1.46 | 83 | 60 |





