








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 577 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 250 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3729 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,166 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4372 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3733 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3941 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3120 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,376,163 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 201 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viking | 59% | 37 |
| #2 | IsZo# :> | 50% | 26 |
| #3 | CrazyGun | 49% | 167 |
| #4 | JojoS | 49% | 181 |
| #5 | Nox | 49% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | CrazyGun | 49% | 167 |
| #4 | JojoS | 49% | 181 |
| #5 | Nox | 49% | 134 |
| #6 | OLYMPUS | 48% | 88 |
| #7 | ❄︎ DarlienTheUnicornS ❄ | 47% | 320 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OLYMPUS | 10 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | ❄︎ DarlienTheUnicornS ❄ | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | CrazyGun | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Nox | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | JojoS | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JojoS | 503 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #2 | ❄︎ DarlienTheUnicornS ❄ | 270 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #3 | CrazyGun | 260 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | OLYMPUS | 180 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Nox | 170 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JojoS | +3.87 | 91 | 71 |
| #2 | paulseN | +1.72 | 75 | 66 |
| #3 | OLYMPUS | +0.58 | 65 | 50 |
| #4 | CrazyGun | -0.07 | 68 | 59 |
| #5 | IsZo# :> | -0.22 | 80 | 68 |





