










System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1421 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 317 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 230 matches | ||
| Premier | 222 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




91 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13638 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 45,702 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10968 | 24% |
| Smokes | 13927 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 11531 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 9276 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,315,593 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 757 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Handumari | 86% | 95 |
| #2 | Pocat | 81% | 161 |
| #3 | 키사키 | 81% | 85 |
| #4 | 고양이장수 | 81% | 206 |
| #5 | 깜놀햄찌 | 79% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 고양이장수 | 33 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | 양모카 | 16 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | 키사키 | 10 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | Handumari | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | Pocat | 7 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 고양이장수 | 675 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #2 | Handumari | 563 | 0.31 | 12 min |
| #3 | Pocat | 522 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #4 | 키사키 | 366 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #5 | (◣_◢) HeonE | 251 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 깜놀햄찌 | +3.57 | 75 | 56 |
| #2 | kan4deS | +3.14 | 82 | 69 |
| #3 | Pocat | +2.50 | 74 | 65 |
| #4 | AssholeChang. | +2.48 | 62 | 54 |
| #5 | 고양이장수 | +2.43 | 58 | 62 |





