








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 894 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 252 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 191 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6514 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,555 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10027 | 49% |
| Smokes | 5513 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4076 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 939 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,424,265 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1019 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruexia | 95% | 38 |
| #2 | kan4deS | 86% | 95 |
| #3 | 기행종거인 | 85% | 84 |
| #4 | 베이팅의거인 | 82% | 102 |
| #5 | m0on1eft | 82% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | 깜놀햄찌 | 70% | 57 |
| #15 | 초코냥 | 68% | 198 |
| #16 | ✿𝑯𝒂𝒏𝒂 | 64% | 39 |
| #17 | ⊹ | 63% | 43 |
| #18 | kaeturu | 60% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pocat | 17 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | kaeturu | 14 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | 기행종거인 | 13 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | 초코냥 | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | 베이팅의거인 | 7 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pocat | 718 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #2 | m0on1eft | 462 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #3 | WERT | 352 | 0.27 | 8 min |
| #4 | kaeturu | 342 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #5 | 기행종거인 | 341 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⊹ | +4.96 | 81 | 59 |
| #2 | m0on1eft | +4.24 | 86 | 60 |
| #3 | ruexia | +4.04 | 80 | 77 |
| #4 | kan4deS | +3.52 | 82 | 68 |
| #5 | 베이팅의거인 | +3.14 | 86 | 54 |





