








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 92 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 136 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
770 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,134 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 125 | 11% |
| Smokes | 281 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 443 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 285 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $283,811 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | 깜놀햄찌 | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | kan4deS | 55% | 97 |
| #4 | ✪ junsoda | 50% | 42 |
| #5 | AssholeChang. | 50% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | 200 PING NOOB | 46% | 28 |
| #10 | 휴지 | 46% | 74 |
| #11 | COD(대구) | 44% | 16 |
| #12 | 표독춘삼 | 37% | 27 |
| #13 | YoungChang. | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 양모카 | 18 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | 휴지 | 17 | 0.0118 |
| #3 | kan4deS | 14 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | AssholeChang. | 13 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG | 7 | 0.0275 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kan4deS | 364 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #2 | 휴지 | 305 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #3 | AssholeChang. | 279 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | 양모카 | 233 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | Roaxi0 | 120 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG | +6.05 | 81 | 51 |
| #2 | kan4deS | +5.56 | 80 | 76 |
| #3 | 깜놀햄찌 | +5.50 | 70 | 67 |
| #4 | Roaxi0 | +4.33 | 75 | 71 |
| #5 | AssholeChang. | +3.52 | 62 | 59 |





