








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 78 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3734 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,551 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2241 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1282 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1317 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1711 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,316,142 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 303 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | course | 56% | 18 |
| #2 | DragonHtNA LFT | 51% | 79 |
| #3 | Ridicule | 49% | 53 |
| #4 | stud | 42% | 48 |
| #5 | !Flop | 39% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | DragonHtNA LFT | 51% | 79 |
| #3 | Ridicule | 49% | 53 |
| #4 | stud | 42% | 48 |
| #5 | !Flop | 39% | 80 |
| #6 | Faker | 33% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | !Flop | 28 | 0.0172 |
| #2 | Faker | 15 | 0.0243 |
| #3 | stud | 14 | 0.0148 |
| #4 | Ridicule | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | course | 3 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | !Flop | 286 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | DragonHtNA LFT | 254 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | Ridicule | 153 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | stud | 103 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Faker | 79 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DragonHtNA LFT | +2.41 | 75 | 48 |
| #2 | 기사 Klshi | +0.94 | 79 | 43 |
| #3 | Ridicule | +0.42 | 68 | 62 |
| #4 | Faker | +0.09 | 65 | 40 |
| #5 | stud | +0.02 | 60 | 24 |





