








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 255 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 71 matches | ||
| Faceit | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




225 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6058 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,376 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4946 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5476 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3489 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3465 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $980,158 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1418 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pepsi | 66% | 38 |
| #2 | joshy | 51% | 47 |
| #3 | !Flop | 48% | 305 |
| #4 | ur moms new bf | 47% | 32 |
| #5 | s0up | 47% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stud | 92 | 0.0175 |
| #2 | !Flop | 88 | 0.0146 |
| #3 | shayo | 51 | 0.0363 |
| #4 | Pepsi | 21 | 0.0268 |
| #5 | s0up | 17 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pepsi | +5.72 | 95 | 54 |
| #2 | Faker | +1.65 | 67 | 50 |
| #3 | !Flop | +1.32 | 81 | 55 |
| #4 | 기사 Klshi | +1.31 | 79 | 31 |
| #5 | stud | +0.79 | 62 | 30 |





