








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1393 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,879 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1190 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1083 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 670 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 936 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $432,794 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | do better vincent | 46% | 28 |
| #2 | Scroncie | 46% | 13 |
| #3 | AirBagsHurtBTW | 45% | 38 |
| #4 | dDeeVo | 44% | 27 |
| #5 | Slatt Ryan | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | dDeeVo | 44% | 27 |
| #5 | Slatt Ryan | 42% | 19 |
| #6 | nich | 39% | 23 |
| #7 | Cornflakes | 39% | 18 |
| #8 | Walker94 | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | do better vincent | 3 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | dDeeVo | 3 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | nich | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Scroncie | 2 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dDeeVo | 149 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #2 | do better vincent | 106 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | Slatt Ryan | 87 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #4 | Cornflakes | 62 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | AirBagsHurtBTW | 61 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scroncie | +4.54 | 66 | 60 |
| #2 | dDeeVo | +2.61 | 76 | 87 |
| #3 | nich | +1.70 | 72 | 67 |
| #4 | do better vincent | +0.24 | 71 | 63 |
| #5 | Creep Mud | -0.76 | 62 | 53 |





