








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 868 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 676 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6466 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,126 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9889 | 29% |
| Smokes | 9105 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7084 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 8048 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,681,742 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1023 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dDeeVo | 59% | 46 |
| #2 | Weegull | 55% | 76 |
| #3 | Scroncie | 52% | 327 |
| #4 | ✪Merk | 50% | 54 |
| #5 | Slatt Ryan | 49% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Scroncie | 52% | 327 |
| #4 | ✪Merk | 50% | 54 |
| #5 | Slatt Ryan | 49% | 78 |
| #6 | do better vincent | 43% | 89 |
| #7 | Chronic Samerpn | 41% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scroncie | 27 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | do better vincent | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Weegull | 7 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Slatt Ryan | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | dDeeVo | 3 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scroncie | 753 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #2 | do better vincent | 285 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | Weegull | 239 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | Slatt Ryan | 224 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | dDeeVo | 219 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dDeeVo | +2.78 | 72 | 82 |
| #2 | Weegull | +2.77 | 78 | 68 |
| #3 | Scroncie | +1.20 | 73 | 63 |
| #4 | nich | +0.48 | 58 | 64 |
| #5 | ✪Merk | -0.74 | 73 | 56 |





