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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1550 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 351 matches | ||
| Wingman | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4643 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,027 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2276 | 14% |
| Smokes | 5424 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 5188 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3139 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,290,614 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1495 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aglet | 60 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | John Minion | 41 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | Wawa | 41 | 0.0109 |
| #4 | Spyder | 17 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | Full Stop. jkatsuki | 13 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | John Minion | 755 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #2 | Spyder | 380 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | Wawa | 300 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | aglet | 287 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #5 | Full Stop. jkatsuki | 130 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wawa | +3.63 | 75 | 40 |
| #2 | Full Stop. jkatsuki | +2.14 | 54 | 45 |
| #3 | Spyder | +1.78 | 79 | 26 |
| #4 | BigDracEnergy | +0.71 | 41 | 52 |
| #5 | John Minion | -0.88 | 66 | 55 |





