








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 822 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3262 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,297 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1820 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2400 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1046 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2031 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,381,610 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 584 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | cimok | 55% | 150 |
| #7 | Schmodda on YT | 52% | 27 |
| #8 | CLB o.O | 52% | 58 |
| #9 | VNTY | Xijing Ping Peek | 52% | 58 |
| #10 | hitsy | 51% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 127mjb | 21 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | cimok | 19 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | hitsy | 13 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | CLB o.O | 12 | 0.0106 |
| #5 | Schmodda on YT | 8 | 0.0136 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cimok | 566 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #2 | VNTY | Xijing Ping Peek | 250 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #3 | CDJ | 235 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #4 | 127mjb | 216 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | CLB o.O | 104 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Randyman <3 | +2.96 | 75 | 40 |
| #2 | Rad1o | +2.36 | 77 | 73 |
| #3 | 127mjb | +1.72 | 74 | 49 |
| #4 | hitsy | +1.25 | 86 | 31 |
| #5 | CDJ | +1.13 | 67 | 78 |





