








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 340 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 131 matches | ||
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




147 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5312 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,963 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4199 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5857 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 4061 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1846 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,585,148 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zura | +1.71 | 83 | 61 |
| #2 | Corsnor | +1.53 | 78 | 52 |
| #3 | ❄FR0Z3N❄ | +1.04 | 75 | 53 |
| #4 | steve777 | +0.57 | 81 | 67 |
| #5 | Biktor | +0.38 | 54 | 53 |





