








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 36 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 111 matches | ||
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4315 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,621 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2437 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2057 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4039 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 2088 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,257,426 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 406 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yoba | 49 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | 2kayv1n | 48 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Scaks | 29 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | Kurisu | 10 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | GazpachoGamez | 8 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2kayv1n | +3.00 | 80 | 62 |
| #2 | MysTE | +2.59 | 90 | 50 |
| #3 | GazpachoGamez | +1.67 | 77 | 60 |
| #4 | yoba | +1.40 | 74 | 49 |
| #5 | Stifmeister | +0.92 | 75 | 46 |





