








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 101 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1215 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,616 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2356 | 42% |
| Smokes | 88 | 2% |
| HE Grenades | 2282 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 890 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $581,518 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NichtNinjaa | 48% | 105 |
| #2 | SomethingWithDogs | 41% | 161 |
| #3 | LordAir | 40% | 68 |
| #4 | fehlercode03 | 39% | 306 |
| #5 | gubifn | 38% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | LordAir | 40% | 68 |
| #4 | fehlercode03 | 39% | 306 |
| #5 | gubifn | 38% | 61 |
| #6 | f-zz | 38% | 133 |
| #7 | KxssMyBanana | 31% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fehlercode03 | 44 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | NichtNinjaa | 41 | 0.0207 |
| #3 | KxssMyBanana | 16 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | f-zz | 11 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | gubifn | 10 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fehlercode03 | 517 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #2 | LordAir | 214 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | NichtNinjaa | 204 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | f-zz | 192 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | KxssMyBanana | 184 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NichtNinjaa | +5.21 | 82 | 56 |
| #2 | fehlercode03 | +2.41 | 65 | 68 |
| #3 | SomethingWithDogs | +2.26 | 28 | 48 |
| #4 | gubifn | +0.45 | 73 | 54 |
| #5 | f-zz | -0.22 | 57 | 40 |





