








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
496 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,739 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 920 | 34% |
| Smokes | 326 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 833 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 660 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $104,664 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NichtNinjaa | 49% | 39 |
| #2 | gubifn | 45% | 22 |
| #3 | fehlercode03 | 42% | 86 |
| #4 | f-zz | 41% | 34 |
| #5 | KxssMyBanana | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | fehlercode03 | 42% | 86 |
| #4 | f-zz | 41% | 34 |
| #5 | KxssMyBanana | 41% | 32 |
| #6 | KA | 40% | 68 |
| #7 | SomethingWithDogs | 39% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NichtNinjaa | 16 | 0.0219 |
| #2 | fehlercode03 | 14 | 0.0087 |
| #3 | KA | 14 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | KxssMyBanana | 5 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | gubifn | 5 | 0.0123 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KA | 158 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | fehlercode03 | 116 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | NichtNinjaa | 78 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | SomethingWithDogs | 70 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | gubifn | 45 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NichtNinjaa | +6.58 | 86 | 55 |
| #2 | SomethingWithDogs | +2.10 | 21 | 49 |
| #3 | fehlercode03 | +1.09 | 66 | 64 |
| #4 | gubifn | +0.74 | 77 | 45 |
| #5 | f-zz | -0.60 | 67 | 36 |





