








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2155 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,289 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1320 | 25% |
| Smokes | 545 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 1442 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1982 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $253,394 of utility $49 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 130 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NichtNinjaa | 53% | 103 |
| #2 | f-zz | 50% | 105 |
| #3 | fehlercode03 | 49% | 273 |
| #4 | KxssMyBanana | 49% | 70 |
| #5 | BONGUS | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | KxssMyBanana | 49% | 70 |
| #5 | BONGUS | 47% | 15 |
| #6 | gubifn | 43% | 28 |
| #7 | KA | 41% | 161 |
| #8 | LordAir | 39% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NichtNinjaa | 57 | 0.0298 |
| #2 | fehlercode03 | 36 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | KA | 19 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | f-zz | 13 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | KxssMyBanana | 11 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fehlercode03 | 417 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #2 | KA | 271 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | NichtNinjaa | 198 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | f-zz | 128 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | LordAir | 122 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NichtNinjaa | +3.70 | 83 | 54 |
| #2 | BONGUS | +2.27 | 58 | 59 |
| #3 | SomethingWithDogs | +2.02 | 27 | 46 |
| #4 | fehlercode03 | +1.61 | 63 | 68 |
| #5 | KxssMyBanana | -0.78 | 30 | 46 |





