








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1033 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 99 matches | ||
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Renown | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6067 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,901 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6783 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5611 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5925 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6582 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,068,620 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2583 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NichtNinjaa | 56% | 201 |
| #2 | SomethingWithDogs | 49% | 273 |
| #3 | f-zz | 42% | 355 |
| #4 | LordAir | 42% | 86 |
| #5 | gubifn | 40% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | LordAir | 42% | 86 |
| #5 | gubifn | 40% | 121 |
| #6 | BONGUS | 40% | 53 |
| #7 | KA | 39% | 306 |
| #8 | KxssMyBanana | 39% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NichtNinjaa | 90 | 0.0242 |
| #2 | f-zz | 40 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | KA | 31 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | KxssMyBanana | 21 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | gubifn | 13 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KA | 560 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #2 | f-zz | 412 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | NichtNinjaa | 355 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | LordAir | 268 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | SomethingWithDogs | 254 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NichtNinjaa | +4.83 | 81 | 54 |
| #2 | SomethingWithDogs | +2.06 | 27 | 46 |
| #3 | fehlercode03 | +1.51 | 62 | 67 |
| #4 | BONGUS | +1.29 | 55 | 62 |
| #5 | gubifn | +0.16 | 76 | 55 |





