








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 28 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 1,576 | |
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3739 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,718 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2520 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2969 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1851 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1378 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $887,710 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Defju #FanGirl | 70% | 46 |
| #2 | HaGzteR | 64% | 137 |
| #3 | ✪ Apelgren | 64% | 94 |
| #4 | BOT McDreaamyy | 56% | 32 |
| #5 | iiiddan<33 | 56% | 278 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HaGzteR | 557 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #2 | iiiddan<33 | 347 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | MatteR ☕ | 96 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Defju #FanGirl | 64 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | ✪ Apelgren | 47 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Apelgren | +6.58 | 79 | 47 |
| #2 | MatteR ☕ | +6.27 | 76 | 53 |
| #3 | HaGzteR | +5.50 | 83 | 71 |
| #4 | SF'100% - REJmo | +2.57 | 71 | 52 |
| #5 | Defju #FanGirl | +2.54 | 71 | 45 |





