








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 525 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3944 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,344 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3980 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4306 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5497 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4561 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,180,136 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 177 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Defju #FanGirl | 61% | 84 |
| #2 | HaGzteR | 60% | 199 |
| #3 | BOT McDreaamyy | 58% | 72 |
| #4 | SF'100% - REJmo | 56% | 278 |
| #5 | ✪ Apelgren | 51% | 283 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SF'100% - REJmo | 20 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | HaGzteR | 12 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | grejnko | 12 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | Red shadow | 6 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Larry | 5 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HaGzteR | 799 | 0.21 | 23 min |
| #2 | SF'100% - REJmo | 501 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | grejnko | 269 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | Larry | 193 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | ✪ Apelgren | 172 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Apelgren | +6.62 | 76 | 50 |
| #2 | HaGzteR | +6.25 | 84 | 72 |
| #3 | grejnko | +3.51 | 58 | 64 |
| #4 | Defju #FanGirl | +3.08 | 72 | 50 |
| #5 | Larry | +2.74 | 59 | 54 |





